SHIPSHAPE!

And here we are, finally seeing the fog lift—America’s changing winds, and yes, we voted for these gusts. More than change, it’s a heartfelt hop back to good old solid values, which the wacky Left had spectacularly decimated, starting with the abominations of Obama! We didn’t vote for changes in Elon! I find myself shifting swiftly from a fan to a foe, exclaiming, “What in the world just happened? Did he swallow one of his neurolinks?” Early on, I had my doubts. Elon seemed to mirror some borderline mindsets—black or white, no shades of gray. Yes, DOGE was and remains a crucial discovery and a fascinating ongoing investigation, but Elon went from a Trump supporter to an adversary overnight, like flipping a switch. Trump, on the other hand, has always been a steady ship—decades of unwavering opinions, on record. To him, loyalty isn’t just a virtue; it’s the VIP pass to a world of reasonable, yet resilient, respectful debate. When someone takes their toys and stomps off, Trump declares, “Game over.”

As for a third party—forget it! It’s like trying to herd cats; it only divides and dazes, and mainly ruins our chances of victory. We know how the Democrats will vote—they’re predictable as sunrise. But it’s the RINOs who are the real rogues, the cancerous croutons in our tasty conservative sandwich. Just observe who stays silent about this new party and who eagerly jumps on the bandwagon. Has the Left chimed in? Is Mark Cuban or Mike Pence rooting for it? The Bible alludes to: “You’ll know them by their fruits.” Well, in the secular playground, perhaps: “We’ll know them by their Fruit Loops!”